Lords and Ladies of the Clan

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Our clan is made up of strange folk

that come from many a land

How we did it, I don’t know

If we’ll ever understand

Norsemen and Celts on the field

Fighting side by side

And while we protect our fellow kin

Our remarks get rather snide

 

The ladies are fair with stinging wit

The men are strong and manly

If we can’t keep it in our pants

We keep it in the family

We males of this silly group

Approach not our ladies with bravery

Because we know the bitter truth

They keep us bound in slavery

 

I wonder if there’ll come a time

When we shan’t be so meek

But our fair lasses won’t hesitate

To knock us into next week

We dance and drink around the fire

At practically every war

We lead our ladies to our tents

And that’s when we settle the score!

© 2015 William Suphan

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