Don’t Beat Off In Public

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No, you can’t run away from the cops
With your pants around your ankles
No, you can’t run away from the cops
With your dick there in your hand

It’s hard to pull up your pants
When they’re down around your ankles
It’s hard to pull up your pants
With your dick there in your hand

So don’t beat off on street corners
Nor in alleyways or malls
Don’t beat off in public places
‘Cause it means they’ll see your balls

To and fro and to and fro
They swing as I start to go
Forth and back and forth and back
That’s the dance of my sac

Don’t take out your tallywhacker
When you’re out there on the street
Don’t you spread it on a cracker
‘Cause that’s the place for cheese…not meat!

© 2015 William Suphan

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